Mary Quite Contrary by Naomi 'Brigid' Gill
Okay, so something rather similar happened in a Calvin & Hobbes strip. I'm not making this up! It really happened!
Yes, I'm doing a lot of compressing, especially with the cast, but this is still true to life. Just exactly what has emptied the playground will be revealed in the next installment. (I remind sports fans in advance that these are merely my opinions and preferences and not a value judgement on the game in question.)
P.S. Charlie is not Jewish (as far as I know). He's wearing that hat because I wanted him to be wearing something on his head. It's cold outside!